Title: Erestor, the six thousand year old Virgin

Author: Chaotic_binky

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Glorfindel/Erestor

Summary: It is Erestor's first time

Disclaimer: I do not own the Lord of the Rings nor do I make any money from this.

"But Fin, I do not know what to do." Erestor had his face level with
the Golden Lord's arousal. "I am a six thousand year old virgin and
have no idea of other elves' private parts."

"Put your lips around it and suck. Oh my! Valar! You are perfection,"
Glorfindel moaned. "I have had sex with over two thousand elves and
none have been this good."

"Do you really think so?" Erestor asked.

"No, I am taking the piss," Glorfindel grinned.

Erestor may have been a six thousand year old virgin, but he certainly
knew how hard to punch.